Thursday, May 6, 2010

A New Kind of “Tea” Party Movement?

Our girl Orly has been rather boring lately, mostly obsessed with proving her opponent for SOS Damon Dunn is also ineligible (imagine that) to even run against her. She still rants on about Obama, but she has become like a comedian that never has any new material, and the same ol’ same ol’ is getting pretty damn old.

She has called for her flying monkeys to “Boycott corrupt Hawaii, which is defrauding the country by not providing Obama’s original Birth Certificate and use the money to support Arizona”. Since Arizona is attempting to pass a birther bill that says all Presidential candidates will have to provide proof of citizenship.

The ironic thing is that these nimrod birthers don’t get the fact that the birth certificate Obama has already produced, the one they call a “photo shopped forgery” is exactly what the law requires Obama or any other candidate to produce.

That ignorant Army doctor Terry Lankin who refused to obey orders and deploy to Afghanistan is facing some time at Leavenworth. (No surprise there.) And the Christoholics all have their drawers in a knot over Franklin Graham being disinvited to speak at the Pentagon prayer service. Graham is now claiming that the invitation was withdrawn because of Obama, and Obama is giving Islam a pass, while restricting him from his religious rights. He’s also warning Christians “of the coming persecution for believing in Jesus Christ”. (Right!)

The only one with any real entertainment potential now is Mad Man Manning. I’m looking forward to watching his head explode ike a cartoon character at this big “trial” he has planned at Columbia. Though I think he’s getting a little flipped out that he won’t quite get the 10 million people he’s hoping for. He’s even encouraging his followers to borrow against their 401K’s if they have to so they can get to this most important event in the history of the world. Something they simply cannot miss.

And now we have a brand new kind of Tea Party movement that has nothing to do with birthers or Obamaphobes of any kind. It’s called the WMM, or “ The Women’s Marijuana Movement”.   (Hay! Didn’t we have a movement about that back in the 70’s?)

Watch this video and then think about this….



Okay, if you figure 8 million women are spending $300 a month on a ½ oz of pot that comes to 200 Billion dollars a year! (Shit, last time I bought pot a whole oz cost 20 bucks.)

Now depending on where you look, the average “guestimate” is that greater than 30 million people in this country are regular (or fairly regular) smokers. Now if we consider that 30 million people are spending $300 a month on pot… Ho-Lee Shit! Americans are spending $108 Billion a year on pot!

Washington DC has recently voted in favor of legalizing medical marijuana and to establish up to 5 medical dispensaries. And patients are expected to be able to obtain up to 4 ounces of pot a month! Now just imagine how much money the federal and state governments could rake in if pot was legal just like alcohol!

First it would create an entire new industry and a shit load of jobs. (Actually the industry already exists, and so do the jobs, they just aren’t legal)

They would rake in untold amounts of tax revenues. (California would probably be in the black within 6 months)

The trillions of dollars being spent in this country by courts, cops and jails trying to fight this lost cause and incarcerate smokers would be saved.

And pot smugglers would be put out of business all together. (Of course they will still have other drugs and God knows what else to smuggle, but it would take a hell of a big bite out of their pie and piss them the fuck off!)

Thirteen states have already decriminalized pot, and I remember reading somewhere that in LA there are more “legal” medical pot shops than there are McDonalds and Starbucks combined!

Hell, I say go for it! Why not? It would be a win, win situation! Of course there would be those that abuse pot, just as there are alcoholics, but the bottom line on that is that the abusers already exist anyway. And it’s obvious that the war against pot is about as much a waste of time and money as the birther's war against Obama.

(Now consider this…. Orly Taitz stoned and trying to talk! ROFLMAO!)

Okay, time for a little pot humor.



The Koala and the Little Lizard


A koala is sitting up in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says; “Hay Koala! What are you doing?”


The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


The Koala looks down at him and says…


Fuuuuuuuuuuccccck Dude! How much water did you drink?

(I seem to remember a few people like that from the 70’s!)


5 comments:

  1. Someday, maybe law makers will realize that the 'war on drugs' is not going anywhere. People will continue to use drugs, law enforcement will be over worked arresting people for smoking a 'j', and prisons will continue to be over populated. You would think that they'd learn something from prohibition.

    Orly has been a great source of amusement. It's too bad that she's so focused on winning a race that she'll never win. I just can't wait for the primary when Dunn wins the nomination. Orly has no idea how to campaign and has no one with enough knowledge to help her campaign. On top of that, she's not as popular as she'd like to think.

    She's going to have bumper stickers made up that her supporters can get for a $15 contribution. I was thinking of posting a message on her blog that there's myself and 14 of my friends that want to get one that we're going to share. More than likely, I also ask if she's willing to rent them. That should throw her for a loop.

    NOT_AXJ

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  2. Great post, Ms Daisy!

    My only point of disagreement is that you state Orly has been boring lately. I would argue that her recent back & forth inter-birther legal feud with Berg has been hilarious!

    Check out Patrick's badfiction site for the latest.

    Oh - and although I've never smoked pot myself, I've never had a problem with all my friends who do and have always felt that it should be legalized & taxed. I agree that it would be a *huge boon* to our economy!

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  3. Global Village IdiotMay 9, 2010 at 8:06 AM

    Good joke.

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  4. Just think of all the real criminals they could keep in jail if they quit locking up people who work, pay taxes and take care of their families and just want to enjoy a little relaxation when they get home at night or need a little help relaxing or dealing with chronic pain. I never thought I would see the day that Fox News had something on that I would agree with but check out this Fox News link: http://video.foxnews.com/v/4186793/drug-bust-gone-awry loomia_ow=t0:s0:a4:g4:r3:c0.000000:b0:z5

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  5. Ho-Lee Shit! You have got to be kidding me. They shot the dogs, killed one and terrified the child for a pot pipe with a little resin!!! I would sue their asses! Someone’s ass needs to be fried for that.

    I have a lot of friends that are cops and have even done ride alongs with them. I understand the potential danger (and fear) of being shot at; in fact I remember ducking my ass behind a tree on one call late at night when the cops drew their guns at a drug dealers house, but no shots were fired and nothing bad happened. (Thank God!) But you never know, so you have to be on constant guard, but to bust in on a sleeping family like that with a fucking swat team without even checking out what they were busting in on is insane!

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