Sunday, May 16, 2010

Day 2 of Madman Manning’s Fruit Loop Trial

From the “Conservative Monster”, with “Obot” commentary from Ms Daisy… (heeheehee)

Summary of Day Two of the Obama Columbia trial

Day two of the Columbia trial started off with an alternate judge presiding over the case. Jan Johnson is one of Pastor Manning's loyal church followers and she is also aspiring to run for Governor of New York. Judge Unger is reportedly returning for Sunday's hearing.

(These people have about as much chance of getting elected as Orly Taitz does!)

Judge Johnson then instructed the jury not to discuss the case outside of the court room and that they should remain to keep an open mind not to make a decision or final determination as far as a verdict.

(Right, keep an open mind! As if any of them had one when they went in there, or hadn’t already decided he was guilty before they began, which is why they are there in the first place. Duh…)

Pastor Manning then stated that George Washington never had the powers that Barack Hussein Obama has. Manning then mentioned that Obama has an ability to manipulate the media and people unlike any other politician today. This has given Obama even more power.

Manning then suspiciously states that he would not be surprised if Obama sent a plant to infiltrate the jury, to undermine this trial.

(Uh Oh! Obot operatives! Watch out!)

12 Noon - The Bailiff swears in the jury and alternate jurors. Then, Manning plays a video of Lt Col Lakin on you Tube explaining why he disobeyed his orders to go to Afghanistan. manning and the judge note that the video is for information purposes only and that it will not be submitted as evidence.

(Of course not, it was just shown to reinforce the idea of the open mind policy.)


Linda Bentley, the 1st witness is sworn in. Bentley is an investigative reporter from Arizona and she was a very impressing and convincing witness with her testimony on Obama's selective service card. Bentely, also a former private investigator went into great detail how Steve Hoffman (an immigration agent) obtained Obama's selective service records. Hoffman filed a request for Obama's selective service records after he saw an interview with George Stephanopolous back in September 2008.

Obama stated during the interview that "he filed for selective service after he graduated from high school". Bentley then noted that Obama graduated in 1979 and at that time there was no requirement to file a selective service card since President Ford ended that requirement back in 1975.

Bentley then stated that Hoffman noted that the filing date on Obama's selective service card was just 6 weeks prior to when he obtained the requested information. The date filing date on the card was just two days after the Stephanopolous interview. There were many dates mentioned, but this is what your reporter is stating that he heard.

There was also an issue with the stamp on the document since there was only a two digit number year (80), rather than a four digit number (1980). Bentley questioned whether the number was made two digits to give the appearance that it was filed in 80, rather than 08 (1980 rather than 2008).

(However, they neglected to mention that in1980 President Carter signed Proclamation 4771, “Registration Under the Military Selective Service Act” that re-established the Selective Service registration requirement. So yes, 1980 would have been when Obama would have had to register.)

Social Security Numbers

Bentley then testified that Orly Taitz hired two investigators and they determined that Obama reportedly had over 30 different Social Security numbers that came up in the computer when his name was entered. Bentley then alleged that the number Obama is currently using is from a man that was born in 1890 in Connecticut. She then noted that Obama never lived in Connecticut and that the first three digits of the SS# came back to that state, rather than Hawaii.

Bentley also mentioned that if you ran Obama's SS# in the computer, the results came up as Barack Obama, but the number did not belong to him.

(Yea, yea, yea, we’ve been hearing Tin Foil Taitz screech that for some time now, however none of these birthturds have mentioned the often “questionable and inaccurate” results of places like LexisNexis)

Pastor Manning then called one of his elders, Jeff Smith to take the stand due to the fact that he is a Postal Worker the past 25 years. Manning then asked him about the controversy over the two digit and four digit years. Smith testified that the Post Office always uses four digits when they stamp documents and that he was unsure how Obama's selective service card had only a two digit year stamped on it. The plot thickens....

(Postal worker? Nuf said. Shouldn’t that have said, “The skulls thicken”, instead of the plot?)

Dr Ron Polland Video - Fraud in the USA

Manning then played a video of Dr Ron Polland for the court where he showed in depth how the media targeted John McCain's possible ineligibility issues due to the fact that he was born in Panama. In many instances, the video showed how the media was biased against McCain and for Obama.

It was also interesting to see that the attacks against anyone that questioned Obama's ineligibility were brutal, but no attacks or name calling was used against anyone that questioned McCain's possible ineligibility. The video also claimed that was allegedly the instigator that started the name calling and this is unusual since they are supposed to be non-biased.

Manning then submitted into evidence a notarized letter from Dr Polland stating that his videos were true and that he owned them.

(Were these “brutal attacks” in the form of cracks and laughter? That’s all I remember seeing. As for name calling, perhaps FactCheck was as sick of the repeated requests as Hawaii was.)

Cody Robert Judy

Cody Robert Judy was the final witness of the day. He was a candidate from the 2008 election that ran as a Conservative. He filed a lawsuit against John McCain and the RNC, because he questioned whether McCain was eligible to be president since he was born in Panama. His case was dismissed by the judge after McCain lost the election. Judy also stated that there was an attempt to change the requirement for Presidents to be natural born back in 2000 when McCain was running for POTUS. This did raise some suspicions.

(This has what to do with Obama?)

It was also stated that:
Obama's certificate of live birth was printed by a laser printer, but then stated that there were no laser printers back in 1961.

(No! Really?)

The serial number was blacked out on the document as to hide the date that it was actually filed.

Manning also stated that the COLB was altered and it states on the document that "any altering will make this document invalid."

(I’m thinking the only thing “altered” is Manning’s perception of reality.)

Pastor Manning said that there was some more disturbances last night in front of the Atlah church by people in the community that are upset about the trial. There were police barriers in front of the church this morning, but there were no protesters.

I will be posting live updates via my cell phone on The Conservative The posts will appear like they do on Twitter, just a brief description of what is going on. I will do a complete report when I get home from the trial.

(We can hardly wait!)

Steve Cooper
The Conservative


  1. Global Village IdiotMay 16, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    Greetings, Mz Daisy,

    No 'Deliverance' references as in my last sending, but how about some Ray and Dave Davies (The Kinks) in response to:

    Manning then suspiciously states that he would not be surprised if Obama sent a plant to infiltrate the jury, to undermine this trial.

    (Uh Oh! Obot operatives! Watch out!)

    From 'Destroyer':

    "..But I’m really not as cool as I’d like to be
    'cause there’s a red, under my bed
    And there’s a little yellow man in my head
    And there’s a true blue inside of me
    That keeps stoppin’ me, touchin’ ya, watchin’ ya, lovin’ ya

    Paranoia, the destroyer.
    Paranoia, the destroyer....

    Dr. dr. help me please, I know you’ll understand
    There’s a time device inside of me, I’m a self-destructin’ man
    There’s a red, under my bed
    And there’s a little green man in my head
    And he said, you’re not goin’ crazy, you’re just a bit sad
    ’cause there’s a man in ya, knawin’ ya, tearin’ ya into two.

    Silly boy ya’ self-destroyer.
    Paranoia, the destroyer

    Self-destroyer, wreck your health
    Destroy friends, destroy yourself
    The time device of self-destruction
    Light the fuse and start eruption

    (yea, it goes like this, here it goes)..."

    WEEEEEEE the People indeed. Are the Kinks prophetic? Is their Dr. reference to......not yet.........wait for it.....nah, couldn't be.


    Post Script: What would be the result if Dr. Orly and Pastor Manning bred? I'm thinking something akin to the 'B' movie 'The Gate'.

    Woof woof woof

  2. LOL Global! A cross between Manning and Taitz, now there’d be a sight! A black Jewish Jesus freak with cardboard eyelashes and big boobs that can ride a dental chair round and round while shouting WEEEEEEE Da WO-MAN, PRAISE JESUS! No, No, No… LET ME FINNNISHHH!!!!

  3. Where do I start, :) first of all we have a new judge for day 2, "a loyal follower of pastor Manning" (the prosecutor). (I think that right there is enough to throw this whole thing out if it was a real trial). Then Manning states that we might have a plant in the jury to undermine trial. I have never heard of a prosecutor state such nonsense but wouldn't the judge jump all over any lawyer who would suggest any such thing right at the outset of any procedings?
    (Well I better not examine every thing has it would take hundreds of pages).
    Lets skip to the some of the sillier stuff.
    The Birthers have critized the COLB posted everywhere as being forged, but they never thought that is was supposed to be an original document from 1961, but these nutjobs actually state it couldn't be real because it was laser printed and there were no laser printers in 1961.
    ROFL. Then they show a video which purports that the MSM supported Obama over McCain (which is relevent to criminal charges against Obama how?)
    Besides the fact that on day 1, Manning stated that McCain threw the election so Obama could be president. (oh I love it when we learn new stuff)
    Then the last witness a "presidential candidate"
    Cody Judy...(a write in candidate in Utah only)
    who spent 7 years in jail for a bomb threat against the leader of the Morman church. (he later stated he meant he a had BOM in his briefcase (Book Of Morman). Everyone one of these so called witness had nothing but hearsay at best. but to analyse this as if it were a real trial is probably giving these nutjobs to much credit. They know this will go nowhere they just want to say they had a trial and Obama lost...etc, etc, etc.
    What is fun to read is the comments at American Grand Jury...these folks believe that this is all a real trial and believe every word spoken at this so called trial. The only thing missing is Orly Taitz...I hope she gets called up as an expert witness. :)

  4. Ben, Orly.. (believe it or not) has already stated that this is not a real trial. Her reason was because it was not being held in a real court!

    But you’re right comments at AGJ are hilarious! Those people are crazy and truly believe that if the outcome of the trial is not honored there will be a bloody revolt. (And of course the verdict will be “GUILTY as charged”). But most of them are armed and ready. Some even bought up a bunch of bullets before Obama started having them marked!

    That is the part that is truly worrisome! Crazy people with guns.. Woof!

  5. You know they used to have trials in churchs.
    Salem, MA I believe, in the 1600's
    very similiar to this one. :)

  6. It seems to be that it would be logical for the US government to round these people up at the end of the witch hunt (trial?) since they've got a bunch of them all in one place.

    Too bad they're wasting all of their energy on this little shindig. Does anyone have any doubt in their mind what the verdict will be?


  7. Since this Hysterical Trial of the century did not generate the projected support of 30,000 people thus the money, satan's emissary Manning will declare a mistrial. He will then schedule another date for another trial. HA HA HA HA HA