Sunday, May 23, 2010

American Grand Jury, The Obama Gospel According To “…Bob”

Yet another “1096” subject” “…Bob” Campbell is a couple of beers short of a six-pack if he thinks anyone other than his faithful “1096” followers, are going to swallow the left over re-hash of all the old re-hashed, debunked, unsubstantiated bullshit that he keeps spewing.

In the latest “American Grand Jury” posting, “The Mystery of Barack Obama – attempts to scrub the truth will not go away”   he re-circulates an article by Steve Baldwin which supposedly outlines the mysterious, allusive and criminal past of Obama.

Give me a friggin break. This crap is so outrageous it’s hard to believe that even a 1096 (police code for a mentally disturbed person) would swallow it. Lets break this down and see if “…Bob” will come over here and attempt to justify these inaccuracies. Unlike the AGJ, which does not allow “lousy Obots” to post comments on the website, Crazy Internet People welcomes all comers and comments. (With the exception of serious nastiness)

“A nation-wide network of researchers has sprung up to attempt to fill in the blanks, but at every opportunity Obama’s high-priced lawyers have built walls around various records or simply made them disappear. It is estimated that Obama’s legal team has now spent well over $1.4 million dollars blocking access to documents every American should have access to. The question is why would he spend so much money to do this?”

(And, BTW, …Bob claims that this is now closer to $2 million.)

I have been seeing this described as “evidence” all over the Birtherverse, yet I have never seen one iota of actual evidence or proof of any kind that this is in deed fact. Where is “any” proof that Obama has spent all this money? Where? And exactly who is doing all this “estimating”?

Answer? None, Nadda, not one crumb of anything. And I have never seen anyone even attempt to answer this question. Why? They can’t because there isn’t any, yet they swear it to be absolute fact!

Shall we continue?

“The president who campaigned for a more “open government” and “full disclosure” will not unseal his medical records, his school records, his birth records or his passport records. He will not release his Harvard records, his Columbia College records, or his Occidental College records—he will not even release his Columbia College thesis. All his legislative records from the Illinois State Senate are missing and he claims his scheduling records during those State Senate years are lost as well. In addition, no one can find his school records for the elite K-12 college prep school, Punahou School, he attended in Hawaii.”


First of all, regardless of the fact that birthers refuse to believe that Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate is a legitimate document, it has been confirmed by the state of Hawaii and is a legal document, which proves he was in deed born in Hawaii. But, if birthers prefer to believe hearsay and internet gossip that’s their business. As for his health records, here is a letter from Obama’s personal physician that was released in May 08.

“Hyde Park Associates in Medicine, Ltd.
1515 East Fifty-Second Place, Third Floor
Chicago, Illinois 60615

To Whom It May Concern:

I am David L. Scheiner, a board certified general internist licensed to practice in the State of Illinois. I am on staff at the University of Chicago Hospitals and Rush University Medical Center. I have been Senator Barack Obama's primary care physician since March 23, 1987. The following is a summary of his medical records for the past 21 years.

During that period of time, Senator Obama has been in excellent health. He has been seen regularly for medical checkups and various minor problems such as upper respiratory infections, skin rashes and minor injuries.

His family history is pertinent for his mother's death from ovarian cancer and grandfather who died of prostate cancer. His own history included intermittent cigarette smoking. He has quit this practice on several occasions and is currently using Nicorette gum with success.

Senator Obama's last medical checkup was on January 15, 2007; he had no complaints. He exercised regularly often jogging three miles. His diet was balanced with good intake of roughage and fluids. A complete review of systems was unremarkable. On physical examination, his blood pressure was 90/60 and pulse 60/minute. His build was lean and muscular with no excess body fat. His physical examination was completely normal.

Laboratory studies included triglycerides of 44(normal under 150), cholesterol 173 (normal under 200), HDL 68 (normal over 40), and LDL 96 (normal under 130). Chem 24, urinalysis and CBC were normal, PSA was 0.6, very good. An EKG was normal.

In short, his examination showed him to be in excellent health. Senator Barack Obama is in overall good physical and mental health needed to maintain the resiliency required in the Office of President.

Sincerely, David L. Scheiner, M.D.”

And like it or not the bottom line is, information other than what is legally required for Obama to release is none of your friggin business. I can’t say as I blame him one bit for not releasing anything else. The Birtherverse would only claim “FRAUD” and “FORGERY” anyway, so what would be the point? The facts are that Birthers have no more right to Obama’s personal information that they continually demand to see than I have to demand to see the results of Madonna’s last HIV test. What you want, and what you are legally entitled to see are two different things.

In the words of my dear departed mother, “You can want in one hand, shit in the other, and see which gets full first”!

“Over 49 separate law suits have been filed on the eligibility/birth certificate issue alone, with several of the suits making it all the way the United States Supreme Court, only to be denied a full hearing.”

What made it to the Supreme Court? The reason all these court cases have been thrown out is because none of the allegations made have the slightest bit of actual fact, but are nothing but debunked rumors and flat out hearsay. YOU CAN’T SUE PEOPLE ON HEARSAY WITHOUT FACTUAL EVIDENCE!

“The Obamas will not release any student loan details despite repeated requests from the Chicago Tribune. However, it appears that his Harvard education may have been paid for by a foreign source. Khalid Al-Mansour, an advisor to Saudi prince Al-Walid bin Talah, told Manhattan Borough president, Percy Sutton, that he was raising money for Obama’s Harvard tuition.”

Right! And my aunt Gladys told me that her next-door neighbor’s cousin’s mother-in-law saw a cube shaped UFO. So I guess we’re truly being invaded and our planet is about to be taken over by “The Borg”. Ho-Lee Shit! Okay everyone prepare to be assimilated!

“Researchers have discovered nearly a dozen aliases, at least two different Social Security numbers, and upwards of over 99 separate addresses for Ann Dunham, his mother. We do know she worked for the ultra liberal Ford Foundation but we also know she may have earned some income from pornographic poses, as evidenced by photos recently discovered by some researchers—how embarrassing. The only thing researchers are able to find out about Obama’s mother is the fact she made porn. I’m sure that’s a first for presidential mothers.”

Pah-Leese! Your researchers couldn’t “discover” the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground. I saw those “photos” on line as well. Funny how Birthers all claim that the “real” birth certificate issued by the state of Hawaii was a “Photoshop fake” but any other Photoshopped evidence is absolutely believed as rock solid evidence.

Okay. I have absolute proof that …Bob Campbell is a child-molesting pervert and someone needs to demand he explain just who this girl is and how old she is. My uncle John sent this photo to me. He got it from his wife’s sister’s husband, who had it investigated by a guy he works with that use to be a private investigator, and once worked for a guy who was a cameraman on the TV show “To Catch a Predator”, so I know for a fact it is legitimate. This needs to be reported to the authorities and he should be investigated and put in jail!

What a bunch of nimrods!

(BTW, my “proof” of …Bob’s sexual perversion is every bit as legitimate as anything the birthers have on Obama, and I don't even have an Uncle John!)


  1. Global Village IdiotMay 23, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    Greetings All and Mz Daisy,

    I must confess that I suffer from an incurable disease called 'snarkylespy', symptoms include but are not limited to: severe irreverence, ability to read all points of view but respond with selective PTS (Political Tourettes Syndrome), occasional binge inebriation, impaired conservatism, bouts of brilliance tempered only by tremendous humility, and what ever else I feel like pontificating about at any given time. I am thankful that Crazy Internet People welcomes all comers and comments. (With the exception of serious nastiness), if I get out of line would the moderator be kind enough to fire a shot over the bow as a warning? 5Q + 5Q. (Democratic Underground put up with me for 4 days before banning me)

    I have often thought of starting a character named 'Pedagogiclese', sort of a cynical, sarcastic and acerbic Dear Abby - in the classic Greek role ala Socrates et al (Picture the actor who played So-Crates in 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'). If someone gets to be a real pain in the arse we turn them over to Pedagogiclese associate 'Irasciblese' - an older more bitter version of his former student, who has a permanent case of the red-ass.

    Today Pedagogiclese will address Offshore Bob and his ilk, and introduce a few new words to their vocabulary. Shall we begin?

    The 'evidence' of the Birferstani is created using a crossed methodology of Sophistry and Solipsism. Of course Obamas lawyers have spent an ass load* of cashish to hide his records - the birfer mind cannot conceive of or accept any position (not even one based in fact, or lack/existence of other evidence to the contrary) that does not fit their epistemological or ontological position that knowledge of anything outside their tin foil wrapped noggins can possibly exist.

    Ditto with the birf certifikat; All non-birfers are philosophical zombies in that all other seemingly conscious beings (we non-birfers) actually lack true consciousness, instead we only seem to display traits of consciousness to the birfer, who is the only conscious being there is. This is best evidenced by St. Orly of Birferstanifornia.

    Pedagogicles would like to thank Wikipedia and Emmet Brown for the entry and the Flux Capacitor, respectively.

    Irasciblese mentioned that there should be a bounty on St. Orly, but I pointed out to him that the pelt has a hole in it and is worthless and unusable by anyone except CEL III.

    Until next time I bid you farewell, try to stay on the road while fishing under the seat of your Gremlin X (with Levi's seats) for your Leo Sayer 8 track.


    *Ass Load: A unit of biblical proportions, to wit: If you do not believe us Zeus will put an ass load of flies in your water supply. We said so....

  2. It seems the 'millions of dollars' is the top point the birthers use. If you try to point out that Obama hasn't spent anything on fighting them in court, they don't want to hear it. The fact is that birther goes to court, files a suit, pays the filing fees, case is dismissed, birther pays court costs and defense fees. Now how could Obama have spent the amount of money they claim even if he actually had to pay for the defense? The closest the cost could come to is $70000 if each case averaged out to $1,000 and Obama paid everything.

    No, the reason this is their 'bestest' thing to print and say is because it brings in the birther bucks. The angrier you can make a birther, they more prone they are to clicking that ole' PayPal button and handing over their hard earned dollars.

    As far as birthers now allowing 'obots' into their forums, they don't like to know the truth and don't want the truth to possibly get into the mind of a birther brained ignoramus.

  3. As for the Columbia thesis not being released, it has been clarified that it was an undergraduate term paper, not a thesis, which was "Aced easily" by Obama's Professor, Michael Baron, but is not preserved by Columbia University. Obama's campaign was asked, but said that Obama did not have it any more. A newspaper advertisement was put out by Obama's adversaries, but nobody replied.
    Then Baron was asked, looked for it in some boxes, but said he probably threw it out some years ago when moving from New York to Florida.
    Of course, according to Manning Professor Baron does not exist, since his tools were unable to find his name in the directories where they looked.
    Perhaps the CIA managed to make the Professor disappear from the records?

  4. Global, even with bouts of “political Tourettes syndrome” I can’t image you succumbing to the “serious” nastiness it would take to have you booted.

    A/P, you’re right about birthers begging the tin-foilers to hit that paypal button. Orly is going ape shit right now trying to get her flying monkeys to choke up $20,000 in donations to cover that fine Obama caused her to be hit with.

    And yes rollex, in the birferverse the "CIA" stands for Obots.

    M. O. O. N. That spells Obot!

  5. Global Village IdiotMay 23, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    Mz Daisy,

    Thank you for understanding the PTS, if I could get a job as a whisky taster, porn star or US Senator it would probably receed a bit, but your consideration is a bigger thrill than the time the Pope gave me a private whammy during his 1987 world tour. Shrine of the Little Flower neighborhood, Woodward Avenue.

    Well now, you appear to be a S. King fan - good for you. Given a quote from a few days ago I would guess you are also a John Prine fan and may well have seen 'Daddy and Them'. You go girl. His 'In Spite of Ourselves' collection is a must hear.

    My departure form DU was based on pro-Palestinian opinions; to such a site if you are not fawning over occupied Palestine and their American lap dog AIPAC you must obviously be anti-Semite. 'Nuff said.

    (What did 'Nuff say?)

    A/P, by the by I am as yet unaware of any State or Federal law which requires a losing Plaintiff to pony up defense fees in a civil trial - do you know something I don't? Filing fees and court costs yes, but defense fees? Elucidate, por favor.

    The bottom line with these folk is that under no circumstances should an erudite black man (and a Democrat to boot) occupy the White House. It was biblically and Constitutionally decreed to be a Republican seat, now and forever, Amen. If you doubt this statement look at the record of obstructionism the minority party posts.

    Again, enough from 'Nuff.

    That said my humble opinion is that 'hope and change' has become 'hang onto the status quo no matter the cost' - and these idiot birfers and baggers fail to see that their enemy is actually not a whole lot different than a moderate republican administration. Can you say 'corporate shill'?

    People, separate Capitalism from Corporatism - the Corporate States of Amerika is the problem, not Capitalism. Capitalism and a Democratic Republic can co-exist, end all lobbying and you diminish Corporatism.

    Corporations are not People; Money is not Free Speech. And I tire from this incessant cane waving, my soap box grows unsteady. And Pedagogicles is rolling his eyes....


  6. Extra internet points, Miss DZ, for the movie reference. LOL

  7. The American people have a right to know what color BHO's bowel movement is if they want to. After all we want to know if he is capable of being the POTUS (health wise). We deserve to see his past records of school, criminal records if any, etc. Legitimate birth certificates, etc. Why all the secrecsy. If all this was on the up and up there would be no problem at all in releasing it. If it looks and act like a duck it probably is one. The dr's report on Obama looks fake. I've never known a doctor to give a detailed report on any president, past or present.

  8. Carmel Bailey, I understand your concern. I want to interview your next door neighbor about you. If they don't provide me with any information, then you must be a child molester. I also want to know your history of fornication, meaning those guys who you had sex with, and if you can't disclose that information then you must be ravaged with AIDS!

  9. Global Village IdiotMay 25, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    St. J,


    Mz Daisy is open minded enough to allow varied viewpoints here, even trolls like C.B.. While I think it is important to open your mind to all points of view those like C.B. are closed and as such should be pitied for the cesspools of ignorance they contain.

    However, knowledge, teaching and learning are the correct solution for ignorance, mayhaps C.B. is here to observe and learn - opening his eyes and mind in the process.

    Welcome, C.B. - you have two eyes, two ears and but one pie-hole; close the pie hole until you have developed enough wit and knowledge to speak lucidly. Like you, I can remember the first time I posted, unlike you I had a civil, open discussion not just some regurgitated Faux-Taitz-Birfer bile.

    Oh yeah, it's called spell check, you should look into that...


  10. Actually Carmen, no, you don’t have the right to dig all the way up into Obama’s bowels. He may be the POTUS, but he’s also a citizen and has the same rights to personal privacy as you do. Considering the office he holds, there are more things he is required to release than the general public would be, and he has complied with those regulations. Your comment in regard to the letter from Obama’s physician is exactly why there is no point to him releasing anything other than what is legally required. You stated it looked fake, well… on what exactly do you base that assessment?

    There is absolutely no point in Obama releasing ANYTHING further, A: because he is not required to, and B: because all the Birtherverse would say the exact same thing you just said about the physician’s report, and they’d say it with no more proof than you have.

    Just as birthers all claim that Obama’s Hawaiian BC is a Photoshop fake, even though multiple officials from the state of Hawaii have publicly attested to its authenticity. But birthers refuse to listen to anything “actual authorities” have to say and prefer to believe instead absurd internet gossip and hearsay.

    Answer this, are you so incredibly gullible that you would believe that “it’s all a big conspiracy and every government official, law maker, politician and judge in this country is in on it”? Just attempt to calculate the odds on that actually being the case.

    There is no secrecy, or conspiracy, and guess what? Obama isn’t even a Muslim, and he really is black.

    Oh, and BTW, I worked as a nurse in family practice for years and I can tell you doctors DO dictate letters attesting to a patient’s health status all the time. They are legal documents and a copy of it is always placed in the patient's medical record.