Friday, May 28, 2010

Happy Memorial Day Weekend Everyone

We’ll be partying hard this weekend at Ms Daisy’s. My husband just retired (yesterday), and my son is turning (OMG) 30!

Two big parties planned, one for Saturday and another on Sunday. (Hangover to follow on Monday) There will be swimming in the pool, fishing in the pond, music, and lots of food, cold beer, and good friends. A bunch of bloody liberals, Unitarians, and a few rational repubs, (HA!) all of who respect each other’s right to live and believe as they will. (Imagine that!)

I wish you all a wonderful weekend!

Daisy  :)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The Continuing Saga Of Taitz v. Obama (QW)

It seems as the Social Security Administration has finally told Orly to “buggar off” and that Obama’s personal information is none of her friggin business. The funny thing is believe it or not, that is exactly what she was hoping for. (Ahhh, the logic!)

You see, by the SSA denying her request, (sorry) her “demand” to see every scrap of anything the SSA has with Obama’s name on it, they have given her just what she wanted in her Taitz v. Obama case. In Judge Lamberth’s original motion denying her QW, one of his points was that in her quest under the FOIA act for Obama’s personal information, she had not yet exhausted all her options before requesting, (sorry) “demanding” that the court make them comply with her request. So there was no point to her point that the court order the SSA to comply.

In Orly’s first “Motion for reconsideration”, (besides getting pissed about the “Chasing Windmills” crack) she stated:

“Your Honor has stated that the FOIA complaint has failed since Taitz did not wait until April 9th for the administrative remedies to be exhausted. As there was no response to the FOIA request by April 9th and none was received by today, April 26th, Taitz is moving this Honorable court for a leave of court to file a Second Amended Complaint for FOIA relief, due to the fact that by today, April 26th administrative remedies were exhausted and no relief was provided.”

Now, regardless of the fact that even on the SSA website it clearly states that they do not disclose “Personal information about living people”, which Orly knew when she demanded to see it in the first place. So now that they have given her a final, “forget it sister” she has (so she thinks) more grounds to file yet another appeal.

TAITZ v OBAMA (QW) - 30 - SUPPLEMENTAL MEMORANDUM - gov.uscourts.dcd.140567.30.0

And again we see that actual facts have no place in the birferverse. And it kills me that she actually mentioned Obama being from Equatorial Guinea again! Last December she sent a letter to Judge Carter where she alleged that Obama was really Roman Obama, an exchange student from Equatorial Guinea, and low and behold… an article about Roman Obama complete with photo from the Free Lance Star from February 1992 

This is the real Roman Obama

I guess she didn’t see that, or maybe just believes that among Obama’s other talents he can also morph the shape of his head. Well it just goes to show just how “in-depth” Orly’s research is, and how reliable and accurate her “flying monkey investigators” are.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

American Grand Jury, The Obama Gospel According To “…Bob”

Yet another “1096” subject” “…Bob” Campbell is a couple of beers short of a six-pack if he thinks anyone other than his faithful “1096” followers, are going to swallow the left over re-hash of all the old re-hashed, debunked, unsubstantiated bullshit that he keeps spewing.

In the latest “American Grand Jury” posting, “The Mystery of Barack Obama – attempts to scrub the truth will not go away”   he re-circulates an article by Steve Baldwin which supposedly outlines the mysterious, allusive and criminal past of Obama.

Give me a friggin break. This crap is so outrageous it’s hard to believe that even a 1096 (police code for a mentally disturbed person) would swallow it. Lets break this down and see if “…Bob” will come over here and attempt to justify these inaccuracies. Unlike the AGJ, which does not allow “lousy Obots” to post comments on the website, Crazy Internet People welcomes all comers and comments. (With the exception of serious nastiness)

“A nation-wide network of researchers has sprung up to attempt to fill in the blanks, but at every opportunity Obama’s high-priced lawyers have built walls around various records or simply made them disappear. It is estimated that Obama’s legal team has now spent well over $1.4 million dollars blocking access to documents every American should have access to. The question is why would he spend so much money to do this?”

(And, BTW, …Bob claims that this is now closer to $2 million.)

I have been seeing this described as “evidence” all over the Birtherverse, yet I have never seen one iota of actual evidence or proof of any kind that this is in deed fact. Where is “any” proof that Obama has spent all this money? Where? And exactly who is doing all this “estimating”?

Answer? None, Nadda, not one crumb of anything. And I have never seen anyone even attempt to answer this question. Why? They can’t because there isn’t any, yet they swear it to be absolute fact!

Shall we continue?

“The president who campaigned for a more “open government” and “full disclosure” will not unseal his medical records, his school records, his birth records or his passport records. He will not release his Harvard records, his Columbia College records, or his Occidental College records—he will not even release his Columbia College thesis. All his legislative records from the Illinois State Senate are missing and he claims his scheduling records during those State Senate years are lost as well. In addition, no one can find his school records for the elite K-12 college prep school, Punahou School, he attended in Hawaii.”


First of all, regardless of the fact that birthers refuse to believe that Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate is a legitimate document, it has been confirmed by the state of Hawaii and is a legal document, which proves he was in deed born in Hawaii. But, if birthers prefer to believe hearsay and internet gossip that’s their business. As for his health records, here is a letter from Obama’s personal physician that was released in May 08.

“Hyde Park Associates in Medicine, Ltd.
1515 East Fifty-Second Place, Third Floor
Chicago, Illinois 60615

To Whom It May Concern:

I am David L. Scheiner, a board certified general internist licensed to practice in the State of Illinois. I am on staff at the University of Chicago Hospitals and Rush University Medical Center. I have been Senator Barack Obama's primary care physician since March 23, 1987. The following is a summary of his medical records for the past 21 years.

During that period of time, Senator Obama has been in excellent health. He has been seen regularly for medical checkups and various minor problems such as upper respiratory infections, skin rashes and minor injuries.

His family history is pertinent for his mother's death from ovarian cancer and grandfather who died of prostate cancer. His own history included intermittent cigarette smoking. He has quit this practice on several occasions and is currently using Nicorette gum with success.

Senator Obama's last medical checkup was on January 15, 2007; he had no complaints. He exercised regularly often jogging three miles. His diet was balanced with good intake of roughage and fluids. A complete review of systems was unremarkable. On physical examination, his blood pressure was 90/60 and pulse 60/minute. His build was lean and muscular with no excess body fat. His physical examination was completely normal.

Laboratory studies included triglycerides of 44(normal under 150), cholesterol 173 (normal under 200), HDL 68 (normal over 40), and LDL 96 (normal under 130). Chem 24, urinalysis and CBC were normal, PSA was 0.6, very good. An EKG was normal.

In short, his examination showed him to be in excellent health. Senator Barack Obama is in overall good physical and mental health needed to maintain the resiliency required in the Office of President.

Sincerely, David L. Scheiner, M.D.”

And like it or not the bottom line is, information other than what is legally required for Obama to release is none of your friggin business. I can’t say as I blame him one bit for not releasing anything else. The Birtherverse would only claim “FRAUD” and “FORGERY” anyway, so what would be the point? The facts are that Birthers have no more right to Obama’s personal information that they continually demand to see than I have to demand to see the results of Madonna’s last HIV test. What you want, and what you are legally entitled to see are two different things.

In the words of my dear departed mother, “You can want in one hand, shit in the other, and see which gets full first”!

“Over 49 separate law suits have been filed on the eligibility/birth certificate issue alone, with several of the suits making it all the way the United States Supreme Court, only to be denied a full hearing.”

What made it to the Supreme Court? The reason all these court cases have been thrown out is because none of the allegations made have the slightest bit of actual fact, but are nothing but debunked rumors and flat out hearsay. YOU CAN’T SUE PEOPLE ON HEARSAY WITHOUT FACTUAL EVIDENCE!

“The Obamas will not release any student loan details despite repeated requests from the Chicago Tribune. However, it appears that his Harvard education may have been paid for by a foreign source. Khalid Al-Mansour, an advisor to Saudi prince Al-Walid bin Talah, told Manhattan Borough president, Percy Sutton, that he was raising money for Obama’s Harvard tuition.”

Right! And my aunt Gladys told me that her next-door neighbor’s cousin’s mother-in-law saw a cube shaped UFO. So I guess we’re truly being invaded and our planet is about to be taken over by “The Borg”. Ho-Lee Shit! Okay everyone prepare to be assimilated!

“Researchers have discovered nearly a dozen aliases, at least two different Social Security numbers, and upwards of over 99 separate addresses for Ann Dunham, his mother. We do know she worked for the ultra liberal Ford Foundation but we also know she may have earned some income from pornographic poses, as evidenced by photos recently discovered by some researchers—how embarrassing. The only thing researchers are able to find out about Obama’s mother is the fact she made porn. I’m sure that’s a first for presidential mothers.”

Pah-Leese! Your researchers couldn’t “discover” the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground. I saw those “photos” on line as well. Funny how Birthers all claim that the “real” birth certificate issued by the state of Hawaii was a “Photoshop fake” but any other Photoshopped evidence is absolutely believed as rock solid evidence.

Okay. I have absolute proof that …Bob Campbell is a child-molesting pervert and someone needs to demand he explain just who this girl is and how old she is. My uncle John sent this photo to me. He got it from his wife’s sister’s husband, who had it investigated by a guy he works with that use to be a private investigator, and once worked for a guy who was a cameraman on the TV show “To Catch a Predator”, so I know for a fact it is legitimate. This needs to be reported to the authorities and he should be investigated and put in jail!

What a bunch of nimrods!

(BTW, my “proof” of …Bob’s sexual perversion is every bit as legitimate as anything the birthers have on Obama, and I don't even have an Uncle John!)

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Is One Of The “Ulterior Motives” Of Manning’s Treason Trial Surfacing?

Does anyone remember Ed Hale and his claim to have obtained Obama’s “real” Kenyan birth certificate, which you could view for the mere price of $100.00? (You can read about that on OFGS "here" )

On the AGJ website there was a comment posted yesterday by one of the Tin Foilers, “George Peabody” asking where he could find the video of the trial, the transcript, and the “smoking gun documents”. (As if any kind of legitimate documents ever existed in the first place.)

A reply to that came from Tin Foiler “LiveOak” who stated, “Rev. Manning is going to make a DVD.” And then directed George to the Conservative Monster for details of the verdict and trial.

If you’ll remember on day one Alex Pareene on stated that security was very tight and no cameras were allowed inside the church while the trial was taking place. Which would of course assure Manning’s exclusive rights to any video or photos taken inside the trial if no one else was able to take any.

Just a thought, but does anyone want to make a guess on how much Manning will be “selling” those DVDs for?

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Taitz v Obama.. (Yet Another Motion)

Here she goes again. Orly has filed “Reply to 5/11/10 Opposition To Motion For Reconsideration”

She’s claiming that Motion for Reconsideration is allowed and granted when new evidence is presented. And yea buddy, she has new evidence and that evidence makes an order for reconsideration justified and “urgently needed”.

Looks to me like what is urgently needed is $20,000! Her new evidence is a letter from the Justice Department demanding payment on her fine. (LOL)

She presents more evidence in the form of an article in Mother Jones with a nasty picture of her giving birth to a pancake, which was probably commissioned by that no good Obot George Soros, which she can’t prove just yet, but she will when she is granted discovery!

And on top of that, the fact that Obama has appointed Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court absolutely proves that he’s guilty. He’s trying to pay her off and keep her quiet with that job because she had access to all Orly’s dirt on him, and he doesn’t want her to tattle.

TAITZ v OBAMA (QW) - 29 - REPLY to opposition - dcd-04502981918.29.0

She just takes a licking and keeps on ticking…

I really do hope she refuses to pay that fine, or the 36% interest! It will be such fun watching them “pursue enforced collection action against her”.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The Obama Treason Trial Verdict Is In? Already??

I’ll give everyone three guesses on what the verdict was… and the first two don’t count. “Guilty as charged.” Now there’s a surprise!

All the minions are scurrying all over the blogs like cockroaches clamoring, “What Now, What Now.” It seems that Manning decided to skip the presentations of all that hard evidence he was supposed to present from all those “High Government Officials”, and just skipped right to the verdict.

The Conservative Monster for day 5, it indicated no further testimony; only that Manning requested the reinstatement of the sedition charge. (Is he hoping for a death sentence too?) He also claimed that Obama went to Pakistan on a Kenyan passport, with no substantiation to the claim.

Then… Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am…. Guilty.

Well I guess I’ll have to join the minions on this one... Now what?

A. He’ll just be blown off by the authorities, (and told to go home and play with his crayons.)

B. He’ll make such a scene he’ll be arrested and locked in a padded room.

C. His head will explode.

D. All of the above.

I pick D.

Manning’s Fruit Loop Treason Trial Continues

Even though the charge of “treason” has been dropped for fear of the distress it will cause folks to have to hand down a death sentence on Obama. Manning still stated he wanted to make it clear that, personally he still believes that Obama should be “Hanged from his toes” until dead.

In addition to the “Obot” coverage on Salon by Alex Pareene, and the Conservative Monster’s “birther” coverage by Steve Cooper, we also have coverage from the AGJ’s own …Bob. It’s amazing to me that anyone can possibly believe that this Kangaroo Court of Manning’s resembles anything close to reality, but the folks posting over at AGJ not only believe it, but are preparing for war in the event Obama is not removed at the trial’s conclusion. So I guess they will be going to war.

A couple of highlights from …Bob’s coverage:

Of course, George Stephanopholous did not attend the trial as subpoenaed. However, his public statement was entered into the jury record. Stepanopholous graduated in 1982 and he had said he never met or heard of Obama at the time.

(So now they have proof from George that Obama never attended Columbia)

The prosecution then talked about Obama and his Pakistan connection involving his mother Stanley Ann Dunham.. this is where the CIA connection came into play. Specifically, the mother was living in Pakistan during the Obama Columbia years.. Al Landry, an investigative reporter, testified by “live” video conference call to the jury that Dunham was living at the Hilton Hotel (one of the most expensive hotels in Pakistan) for no apparant reason. He claims Dunham live in Pakistan for 5 years and Obama Jr. visited his mother on a number of occasions.. Landy said that the company [Asian Development Bank] that Dunham was working for was actually a CIA front.

(Right… For no apparent reason Dunham lived in an expensive Pakistani Hilton for 5 years while working for a company that was really a front business for the CIA. Is this shit getting a little on deep side, or what?)

The REALLY freaky thing is these “Ready for War” comments left by …Bob’s AGJ members:

live oak Says: May 17th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I am with Ledbythnose, heather and Phoebe,
We will have no choice but Civil War if this trial doesn’t give us the results we are expecting…ie the end of Kenya Boy and the whole Regime.
I am beyond fed up with criticism of our prayers for our country and Bob’s and Rev Manning’s courageous efforts to bring justice for We The People. They are putting their lives on the line, for us and the whole country!!!!!!!!
If the criticism and baiting of my friends and patriots continues, I WILL do something about it. It has GOT TO STOP NOW!!!!!!!! You have been warned.

ledbythnose Says: May 17th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
I say to you all in the greatest humility, I have known all along it will eventually come to war. These Criminals have taken our Government over. Does any of you think that they will just walk away without a fight? Riots are for losers. I’m talking about a well organised war. Period. We the People should send this Government a document of ultimatum along with this jury’s findings. We should warn them that failure to act will result in a state of war between the Government and the American People. In addition it would not hurt to have a petition with a few million names on it to let them know we are serious. Just one old mans opinion.

rhcrest Says: May 17th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
ledbythenose, judging by the small crowd at the trial how would we wage war against the gov’t? It would be a very small army it seems. I am schocked at the lack of interest in this trial by people who i thought would have a lot of interest in it. I think people are just too apathetic. FC has something about the flouride or something. Hy husband said that maybe they put subliminal messages in network programming to make us docile. I am starting to think we are just doomed.

Phoebe Says: May 17th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
rhcrest and other negatives posted, as I said above, let’s keep this positive! Positive vibes work a bunch better than negative. For the record, I wanted to go and was going to try and get on the AGJ bus but it was cancelled. I am a single, middle-aged woman who has NEVER been to NYC. No way I was going to go to big scary NYC by myself, without knowing a soul there and not knowing a thing about NYC. I also am trying to sell my mother’s house. I lost her late October 2009 and have a mess of an estate to deal with. So, too many obstacles in this Texas lady’s path otherwise I would have been marching right alongside these other patriots. I was heavily involved in the Dallas Tea Party all last year but didn’t care for the direction of the tea party. Not proactive, just protesting with signs. Nope, I am with ledbythnose, it is FAR past time for peaceful remedy. I saw that last year. It is time for war. Rhcrest, there are MANY MANY patriots just waiting at the end of their trigger for the right moment. That is silly for you to imply that only the 170 in attendance are the only patriots ready for action. That is dead wrong! I have become armed and practicing my trigger!!!

heather Says: May 17th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
lbtn–my husband and I are ready–took the class, got licensed and are practing our aim!—- just in case..

ledbythnose Says: May 17th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
One more point and Ill shut up. LOL IF you do the math, there are at least 100 million armed Citizens that are in direct conflict with this Government.If you break that down into 5 to 10 man fire teams you have a fearsome Army. One ten man fire team can stop a column of Heavy Armour. They do it everyday in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they do it using much less sophisticated weapons and Tactics than a well organised American Army would being lead by seasoned Fighters. I’m talking 24/7 Guerrilla attacks non stop. I don’t think this is a fight they want to pick.Certainly some food for thought. Godspeed.

live oak Says: May 17th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
I have never felt negative about this trial….just for the record. I am very joyful about it. There are reporters from all over the world there. Kenya Boy is going down hard and fast.
If you see my comment entry at # 220, I was only saying that a civil war is the alternative, and no one wants that. I seriously doubt it will be necessary.You know who I was referring to for the rest of it. I stand by my words. I will take action. It is going to STOP.

BeenLiedtoAgain Says: May 17th, 2010 at 10:36 pm
This is a snippet from a lengthy interview with retired Navy Commander Walter Francis Fitzpatrick III, June 19, 2009
“Walt: Mr. Obama is named in the commission of the crime of TREASON by a commissioned officer in the U.S. military. TREASON is the only criminal act our Constitution records.Mr. Obama is described in the criminal complaint as a ‘foreign born domestic enemy and a traitor’. This simple declarative sentence is intended to state clearly Mr. Obama meets elements of the crime of TREASON by being an enemy of the United States and our constitutional form of government. It states also Mr.Obama adheres to other U.S. enemies and gives them aid and comfort(Obama’s criminal assistants).
Our Constitution no longer works. Our government, however contemporaneously described, has turned against its people.” Can it be any plainer than that, and what action must be taken next?

Has anyone ever seen the movie “Twelve Monkeys”? (Great Movie BTW)

I think some of these people escaped from this movie!

These crazy fucks are getting more dangerous and paranoid by the day. They are living in some kind of fantasy that their movement has swept the nation and is in the millions of people, yet they are just a handful of the same stupid people posting over and over. They can’t even get Orly Taitz or Rush Limbaugh to acknowledge them, and that’s pretty bad.

There is no doubt the verdict will be “Guilty”. But the question is what are “the faithful” going to do when the authorities that they expect to enforce that verdict, brush it off as the lunacy that it is? Someone is going to lose it and these fools are armed and crazy!

Monday, May 17, 2010

How To Bait And Catch A Tea Bagger Vote

Does this guy have it down pat or what???

Manning’s Fruit Loop Trial, Day 3 Re-Cap

From Steve Cooper at “The Conservative Monster”

First, I want to say thank you for all of the great comments. Also, there is some confusion, so let me clear it up...

1.I am sending messages to my website via my cell phone live from the trial, so you all know what is going on. These brief comments I am sending are not articles, they are comments just like Twitter.

(The confusion being that his TwittTard followers were trying to click on his Twitts to open them, then couldn’t figure out why it wouldn’t work)

2. Next, I want to say that as you all know the media has ignored this entire trial and of course we are not surprised since they are all part of a massive cover up to make this issue go away. Pastor Manning and I, along with many others in this movement will not allow that to happen.

(Actually, the real news media only reports “real” news. It’s not really a cover up, it’s just that crazy people having wet dreams about taking out Obama is not actually news.)

3. If Pastor Manning was holding a war crimes trial for George Bush, the media would have been all over his trial and this story. Why is this? The media is part of a communist conspiracy and they are the enemy, along with the far left elitist scum that are manipulating the economy to force this country into a communist world government.

(Yes, after many years of planning, “Project Blue Beam”  is finally well under way. The “proof” is all those fake earthquakes that media has been reporting. I believe the holographic images of the “2nd coming” should be set to begin any day now, and the NWO is just around the corner.) 

Now a recap of the trial from Sunday May 16, 2010:

I was unable to make the march again, due to the hours that I am putting into writing these updates, articles and answering e-mails. The Conservative Monster was exploding with traffic yesterday, because people want to know about this trial and the media is suppressing the news, just like in the USSR (Fox News included). The news media has all of their credibility invested in this cover up and they are desperate to make this eligibility issue go away. Would the media cut Palin or Bush the same break that they are cutting Barry?

- Pastor Manning stated that he has documentation that he will submit into evidence from a former CIA agent that was also a KGB spy. He did not explain further, so we will have to see what that is about tomorrow (Monday).

(Now we’re cooking, a gen-u-wine double agent. Hot Damn!)

- Also, Wayne Allan Root, a former student from Columbia University will testify via Skype video on Monday.

- Pastor Manning played his interview with Dr John Drew, a former friend of Obama from Occidental college.

In this interview Dr. Drew stated:
1. Dr Drew was the founder of the Marxist Organization at Occidental College.
2. Obama was a radical Marxist revolutionary that constantly preached about redistribution of wealth and transformation of the political system.
3. Obama had no black friends, they were only white and foreigners (Middle Eastern)
4. Obama wanted to overthrow the wealthy
5. Obama had no girlfriends and that he was not a hard working student that hit the books hard. He liked to party more than study.
6. Islam and Marxism fit together perfectly and that is why leftists and the Muslim students mixed very well.
7. Obama was always dressed very nice, had designer clothes and drove in a BMW. Obama's friend Mohammed Chandoo from Pakistan seemed to be rolling in cash and Obama was not struggling at all. They spent their money on partying, pot and hotel rooms.

Pastor Manning then stated that Dr. Drew was a tremendous find, because of his close association with Obama and his radical views from his college days. Dr. Drew mentioned to Manning that he "tried to get the word out about Obama's radical views prior to the election, but nobody would listen to him."

(Right, “very” close association; I mean if anyone knows the “real” Barack Obama it would be John Drew. They actually met “in person” twice at two separate parties 30 years ago. Read about Drew on OFGS “here” )

Witness Anthony Jones: 

Anthony Jones is an attorney and a member of Pastor Manning congregation. Jones is a former Democrat that got his law degree from Vanderbilt University in Tennessee and a degree from Union Seminary school as well. He also attended Columbia University and Manning questioned him whether anyone at CU knew of Obama or went to class with him. Of course the answer was "no".

(Of course Columbia is such a small school that it’s just not possible that Obama was actually there if Jones doesn’t remember him.)

Manning then mentioned that countless CU students have come to Atlah for research on Pastor Manning, Harlem and the church for their PHD thesis. Jones agreed that "he had witnessed many students come to Atlah to make appointments for research purposes".

Manning then asked Jones if he had any knowledge of Obama meeting any of the community leaders or pastors in the CU area or in the Harlem area. Jones answered, "no, not that he ever heard of". James Cone and Cornel West were also influential during the 1981-1983 era that Obama allegedly went to CU and again, there is no evidence that they assisted Obama in any research of thesis.

(Well... I guess if Jones didn’t have knowledge of, or hear about any of that, well there’s proof right there that it never happened, and if none of that ever happened that just supports the proof that Obama was never there in the first place. Okay, I get it... Right!)

There is no evidence that Obama frequented the Harlem area and he barely made any mention of this in any of his writings as well. Manning stated that Obama did mention one particular church in Harlem, but only that he sat in the back row once to listen to the choir music. Central Park was mentioned also, but nothing about Harlem.

Manning also stated that there was a liberation book store that was very popular at that time and again, Obama never mentioned it and there is no proof that he ever went to that book store like most CU students do.

(I’m sure he never mentioned taking a dump either, so does that prove he never used a bathroom at Columbia?)

Manning then asked Jones if the CIA ever recruits from college universities and Jones stated, "yes". Then Afghanistan and the war with Russia was discussed briefly and then the witness testimony ended. Jones was another intelligent and credible witness that Manning put on the stand.

(Yes, everyone knows that all lawyers, (except Orly) have all the inside dope of the recruiting practices of the CIA. That right there is common knowledge, which of course is why Orly knows nothing about it)

I am a retired cop and I must say that I am impressed by Pastor Manning's method of questioning and presentation. He is doing an amazing job. I also want to add that his congregation is made up of the most well mannered people that I have ever met. They are surrounded by God and that speaks volumes for their Pastor, James David Manning.

(A cop? And he’s impressed with Manning’s method of questioning and presentation? Thank Gawd he’s a “retired” cop!)

It is an honor that I am sitting in this court and exclusively reporting on this trial.
Steve Cooper
The Conservative

Well, I don’t know about you all, but the only rock solid evidence I’ve seen at all so far is down right incontrovertible proof that we need more mental health resources in this country.

Anyway, here’s an update from the Madman himself. He seems a bit disappointed that not only has his great event been snubbed by the MSM, Rush Limbaugh hasn’t even mentioned it. (Sniff, sniff)

Don’t Drunk Dial FreedomWorks

(I love it!)

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Day 2 of Madman Manning’s Fruit Loop Trial

From the “Conservative Monster”, with “Obot” commentary from Ms Daisy… (heeheehee)

Summary of Day Two of the Obama Columbia trial

Day two of the Columbia trial started off with an alternate judge presiding over the case. Jan Johnson is one of Pastor Manning's loyal church followers and she is also aspiring to run for Governor of New York. Judge Unger is reportedly returning for Sunday's hearing.

(These people have about as much chance of getting elected as Orly Taitz does!)

Judge Johnson then instructed the jury not to discuss the case outside of the court room and that they should remain to keep an open mind not to make a decision or final determination as far as a verdict.

(Right, keep an open mind! As if any of them had one when they went in there, or hadn’t already decided he was guilty before they began, which is why they are there in the first place. Duh…)

Pastor Manning then stated that George Washington never had the powers that Barack Hussein Obama has. Manning then mentioned that Obama has an ability to manipulate the media and people unlike any other politician today. This has given Obama even more power.

Manning then suspiciously states that he would not be surprised if Obama sent a plant to infiltrate the jury, to undermine this trial.

(Uh Oh! Obot operatives! Watch out!)

12 Noon - The Bailiff swears in the jury and alternate jurors. Then, Manning plays a video of Lt Col Lakin on you Tube explaining why he disobeyed his orders to go to Afghanistan. manning and the judge note that the video is for information purposes only and that it will not be submitted as evidence.

(Of course not, it was just shown to reinforce the idea of the open mind policy.)


Linda Bentley, the 1st witness is sworn in. Bentley is an investigative reporter from Arizona and she was a very impressing and convincing witness with her testimony on Obama's selective service card. Bentely, also a former private investigator went into great detail how Steve Hoffman (an immigration agent) obtained Obama's selective service records. Hoffman filed a request for Obama's selective service records after he saw an interview with George Stephanopolous back in September 2008.

Obama stated during the interview that "he filed for selective service after he graduated from high school". Bentley then noted that Obama graduated in 1979 and at that time there was no requirement to file a selective service card since President Ford ended that requirement back in 1975.

Bentley then stated that Hoffman noted that the filing date on Obama's selective service card was just 6 weeks prior to when he obtained the requested information. The date filing date on the card was just two days after the Stephanopolous interview. There were many dates mentioned, but this is what your reporter is stating that he heard.

There was also an issue with the stamp on the document since there was only a two digit number year (80), rather than a four digit number (1980). Bentley questioned whether the number was made two digits to give the appearance that it was filed in 80, rather than 08 (1980 rather than 2008).

(However, they neglected to mention that in1980 President Carter signed Proclamation 4771, “Registration Under the Military Selective Service Act” that re-established the Selective Service registration requirement. So yes, 1980 would have been when Obama would have had to register.)

Social Security Numbers

Bentley then testified that Orly Taitz hired two investigators and they determined that Obama reportedly had over 30 different Social Security numbers that came up in the computer when his name was entered. Bentley then alleged that the number Obama is currently using is from a man that was born in 1890 in Connecticut. She then noted that Obama never lived in Connecticut and that the first three digits of the SS# came back to that state, rather than Hawaii.

Bentley also mentioned that if you ran Obama's SS# in the computer, the results came up as Barack Obama, but the number did not belong to him.

(Yea, yea, yea, we’ve been hearing Tin Foil Taitz screech that for some time now, however none of these birthturds have mentioned the often “questionable and inaccurate” results of places like LexisNexis)

Pastor Manning then called one of his elders, Jeff Smith to take the stand due to the fact that he is a Postal Worker the past 25 years. Manning then asked him about the controversy over the two digit and four digit years. Smith testified that the Post Office always uses four digits when they stamp documents and that he was unsure how Obama's selective service card had only a two digit year stamped on it. The plot thickens....

(Postal worker? Nuf said. Shouldn’t that have said, “The skulls thicken”, instead of the plot?)

Dr Ron Polland Video - Fraud in the USA

Manning then played a video of Dr Ron Polland for the court where he showed in depth how the media targeted John McCain's possible ineligibility issues due to the fact that he was born in Panama. In many instances, the video showed how the media was biased against McCain and for Obama.

It was also interesting to see that the attacks against anyone that questioned Obama's ineligibility were brutal, but no attacks or name calling was used against anyone that questioned McCain's possible ineligibility. The video also claimed that was allegedly the instigator that started the name calling and this is unusual since they are supposed to be non-biased.

Manning then submitted into evidence a notarized letter from Dr Polland stating that his videos were true and that he owned them.

(Were these “brutal attacks” in the form of cracks and laughter? That’s all I remember seeing. As for name calling, perhaps FactCheck was as sick of the repeated requests as Hawaii was.)

Cody Robert Judy

Cody Robert Judy was the final witness of the day. He was a candidate from the 2008 election that ran as a Conservative. He filed a lawsuit against John McCain and the RNC, because he questioned whether McCain was eligible to be president since he was born in Panama. His case was dismissed by the judge after McCain lost the election. Judy also stated that there was an attempt to change the requirement for Presidents to be natural born back in 2000 when McCain was running for POTUS. This did raise some suspicions.

(This has what to do with Obama?)

It was also stated that:
Obama's certificate of live birth was printed by a laser printer, but then stated that there were no laser printers back in 1961.

(No! Really?)

The serial number was blacked out on the document as to hide the date that it was actually filed.

Manning also stated that the COLB was altered and it states on the document that "any altering will make this document invalid."

(I’m thinking the only thing “altered” is Manning’s perception of reality.)

Pastor Manning said that there was some more disturbances last night in front of the Atlah church by people in the community that are upset about the trial. There were police barriers in front of the church this morning, but there were no protesters.

I will be posting live updates via my cell phone on The Conservative The posts will appear like they do on Twitter, just a brief description of what is going on. I will do a complete report when I get home from the trial.

(We can hardly wait!)

Steve Cooper
The Conservative

Friday, May 14, 2010

First Reports On Obama’s “Sedition And Treason Trial” (SATT)

Madman Manning’s SATT trial kicked off this morning with a bang. Of his anticipated 30,000 attendants, an entire 75 showed up as reported on by Alex Pareene who is live on the scene.

The event so far has been fairly calm and peaceful with the exception of a minor (verbal) squabble with pro-Obama neighbors. Apparently the neighbors would be a lot happier if Manning moved his church somewhere else, and have felt that way for sometime. (Yea, I can’t say as I’d want to live next door to that either!)

The charges have been read, (for both Obama and Columbia), and here’s the list:

Treason, Mail fraud, Conspiracy to commit mail fraud, Fraud by wire, radio or television, Conspiracy to commit wire fraud, Obstruction of justice, Violation of NY education law, (buying a diploma), Conspiracy to violate 18 U.S.C, (deals with federal crimes and criminal procedure), Unlawful use of government seals, Conspiracy to commit espionage, Disclosure of classified material, Conspiracy to disclose classified information, Conspiracy to obstruct justice, and…Espionage.


The judge is described as “a white guy with a robe and everything”, (though there is no mention of any hood to go with that robe.) His name is Bob Unger, a republican running for congressional nomination in NY’s 5th District.

(5th District… better keep an eye on this guy!)

The balance of the afternoon seems to be a rather long-winded jury selection.

Live updates of this SATT can be followed "HERE" on (get a cold beer!) with photo and video updates. Please check it out, come back and share your thoughts, cracks and giggles!

Go Alex!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Counting Down to the Mega Meltdown

We are just hours away now to Manning’s “greatest event in the history of the planet”. I’m quite sure Madman Manning is on his knees praying as fast and hard as his chubby little cheeks can chatter right about now. Praying that he doesn’t get abandoned by all the millions of people from across the country, nay, from around the “world” who were supposed to take money from their 401K’s, or mortgage their house, sell their cars, sell their first born, or whatever it took to be sure they had the money to get to NY for this most unprecedented, once in a lifetime event.

So what do you think plan “B” will be when only a handful shows up? There has to be some kind of plan that can lay the blame on covert Obot operatives. Already the minions have started to get restless. On “The Betrayal” website there is an Alert:

“Alert” not reachable” Posted by David-Crockett

“Just noticed that gives the following error message
“…The requested URL /CIAColumbiaObamaTrial/home.html was not found on this server…”
When linking to a Network Solution default page appears.

I don’t want to jump to conclusions but cannot exclude the possibility that Network Solutions pulled the plug. Let’s pray it’s only a technical problem that will be resolved ASAP”

(Actually, I went to the website and it opened right up. Maybe David got a case of computer clap from visiting Orly’s contaminated site.) Here’s his latest last minute rant:

DA-YA-GO Folks, you heard da man! “WEEEEEEE the People Shall be Heard”
(Snort, snicker, snicker… sniff)

Anyway, back at the AGJ, …Bob is rolling on the new anti-batshit-birther law that now allows Hawaii to ignore these numb nutz who continually request, and re-request everything from Obama’s mother’s first GYN exam results, to a DNA sample of Obama’s umbilical cord.

…Bob says:

“Like I said in the previous post.. we have many people in this Country, mostly tied to BIG Government, Corporations and the MSM who are trying to hide the truth about Obama’s eligibility. It is not going to work. People want to know the truth. The momentum is building and I for one believe Obama’s days are number as the truth will come out.”

The comments are already flying like monkeys:

“DanH Says: May 13th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Hawaii can’t run and can’t hide. There is nothing stopping interested parties from imposing incredible pressure on Hawaii.”

Great idea Dan, maybe you and your interested parties should all go to Hawaii, climb up, join hands and try to squeeze a volcano. That’ll really put the pressure on and show them!

“Moonbeam Says: May 13th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Shows alot of desperation..huh? “Man the Posts, Matey”..
This may have worked earlier but far too many people have snapped out of their O’comas and see the light.
There will be an attempted False Flag event to interrupt Pastor Manning. I suspect another car or package incident.
God Bless them all.”

live oak Says: May 13th, 2010 at 11:30 am
I hear Kenya Boy will be in Manhattan today to thank the authorities for catching the Times Square attempted bomber. Yeah, right….you know he’s up to something else and that’s his cover story.
Please continue to pray for Dr. Manning’s and Bob’s and all our patriots safety.

Yea, a cover story, just like that supposed “soccer” game he went to of his daughters. You guys proved that one beyond a shadow of a doubt. You looked all over the ghetto and they were not there, so of course it was a total lie.

“Regina Says: May 13th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
live oak,
You are so right about him ironically appearing in Manhattan. He’s there to shut up some people, I suspect, and to organize protest groups into action…his community organizing skills coming into play. God help Us!
Remember in the past he showed up in some convenient places?
ie: (1) went to Hawaii to susposedly see his dying grandmother…people on their death beds have been known to make a dying confession…mysterious death of grandmother (2) Also, was probably there in Hawaii to hush up officials about his BC. There are other suspicious conincidences being at the right place at the right time, but cannot think of the others right now. Bet you could add to this list.”

Yep! He’s sneaking all over the place doing all sorts of suspicious stuff, he took out his own grandma to shut her up, and probably threatened to sink Hawaii to keep his secret records secret. But even with all his money and skills, shutting you people up is about like trying to herd cats! It can’t be done!

“live oak Says: May 13th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
I don’t know if this is true, but I’ve heard stories about Kenya Boy outside his grandmother’s house, right after she supposedly died, throwing things in the garbage!!!!
My instincts tell my conscience that he likely delivered a lethal dose of morphine and killed her himself. It shuts down your respiratory system…easy to trace it when the coroner does a post mortem tox screen. I imagine Kenya Boy had her either cremated or buried right away.
Sorry. I know it’s a terrible thing to say, but I believe he killed her himself! He is capable of it. The man is pure evil. He is just as dangerous as Putin.”

Uh… Since when does anything you people pull out of your ass actually have to be true for you to spin it into documented fact? Funny that, everything that is a documented fact, like Obama’s birth, you spin into forgeries and lies.

So I guess we’ll see what happens tomorrow. Of course this thing will be dragged out while they march in a circle around Columbia for a week before they get to the “good stuff”.

Hang in, and hang on for this one!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Madman Manning Addresses Columbia University Students

This man has long passed batshit crazy and lost his fucking mind all together. In this video (a must see to believe) he first tells the students that he is not attacking them, but states that Columbia University (and Obama) are involved in drug running, the murder of innocent people, and involved in the establishment of the Taliban.

He claims that Columbia is guilty of running and selling drugs with money Barack Hussein Obama funneled into Afghanistan and Pakistan for the purchase of arms that were gotten by the sale of drugs to young Americans.

He asks the students to investigate the school records as he has done because Obama was never there. He claims that Obama was with the Taliban selling and running drugs and drug money. He says that Obama established the Taliban, ran drugs for the CIA and sold them on the streets of America to finance the war against the Soviet Union.

He claims he doesn’t hate the students but that he is simply bringing out the truth, that “Columbia University is no saint, indeed they are full of demonic activity at the level of drug dealing, money laundering, and murder”.

He states:

“You students need to walk up to the president’s office and ask him for a public statement on this matter. CLEAR Columbia’s name. Because all America is talking about this trial. And don’t think just because I’m a Harlem pastor that I can be ignored, NO I will not! And the truth will no longer be ignored.

I’m asking you as students don’t allow Columbia to graduate you from a drug selling, drug running, Taliban supporting, Al Qaida developing institution. Declaring they are the halls of ivy league puritans while on the inside they are full of dead men’s bones, they are full of oppressed women, they are full of drug running and Michael Sovern and Lee Bolinger both know it!”

He also states a couple of times that he is not a madman and he’s not making this up!

Watch closely about the 9-minute mark if you watch nothing else. In the midst of a tirade screaming it’s not fair… yada yada, he shouts “Columbia” then drops back in his seat and like a little boy in his saddest most pitiful voice he literally pouts and says, “needs to confess”. OMG it was flipping hilarious! (I shot diet coke out of my nose!)

I’ll bet the Secret Service is very closely watching this fruit loop; they’ve already visited him and are surely tracking every move he makes. At least I hope so!

I believe this man is completely unhinged and there is no telling what is going to happen when no one really gets arrested at his “trial”, but one thing I do know… The corn will be popped, and beer nice and cold!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

A New Kind of “Tea” Party Movement?

Our girl Orly has been rather boring lately, mostly obsessed with proving her opponent for SOS Damon Dunn is also ineligible (imagine that) to even run against her. She still rants on about Obama, but she has become like a comedian that never has any new material, and the same ol’ same ol’ is getting pretty damn old.

She has called for her flying monkeys to “Boycott corrupt Hawaii, which is defrauding the country by not providing Obama’s original Birth Certificate and use the money to support Arizona”. Since Arizona is attempting to pass a birther bill that says all Presidential candidates will have to provide proof of citizenship.

The ironic thing is that these nimrod birthers don’t get the fact that the birth certificate Obama has already produced, the one they call a “photo shopped forgery” is exactly what the law requires Obama or any other candidate to produce.

That ignorant Army doctor Terry Lankin who refused to obey orders and deploy to Afghanistan is facing some time at Leavenworth. (No surprise there.) And the Christoholics all have their drawers in a knot over Franklin Graham being disinvited to speak at the Pentagon prayer service. Graham is now claiming that the invitation was withdrawn because of Obama, and Obama is giving Islam a pass, while restricting him from his religious rights. He’s also warning Christians “of the coming persecution for believing in Jesus Christ”. (Right!)

The only one with any real entertainment potential now is Mad Man Manning. I’m looking forward to watching his head explode ike a cartoon character at this big “trial” he has planned at Columbia. Though I think he’s getting a little flipped out that he won’t quite get the 10 million people he’s hoping for. He’s even encouraging his followers to borrow against their 401K’s if they have to so they can get to this most important event in the history of the world. Something they simply cannot miss.

And now we have a brand new kind of Tea Party movement that has nothing to do with birthers or Obamaphobes of any kind. It’s called the WMM, or “ The Women’s Marijuana Movement”.   (Hay! Didn’t we have a movement about that back in the 70’s?)

Watch this video and then think about this….

Okay, if you figure 8 million women are spending $300 a month on a ½ oz of pot that comes to 200 Billion dollars a year! (Shit, last time I bought pot a whole oz cost 20 bucks.)

Now depending on where you look, the average “guestimate” is that greater than 30 million people in this country are regular (or fairly regular) smokers. Now if we consider that 30 million people are spending $300 a month on pot… Ho-Lee Shit! Americans are spending $108 Billion a year on pot!

Washington DC has recently voted in favor of legalizing medical marijuana and to establish up to 5 medical dispensaries. And patients are expected to be able to obtain up to 4 ounces of pot a month! Now just imagine how much money the federal and state governments could rake in if pot was legal just like alcohol!

First it would create an entire new industry and a shit load of jobs. (Actually the industry already exists, and so do the jobs, they just aren’t legal)

They would rake in untold amounts of tax revenues. (California would probably be in the black within 6 months)

The trillions of dollars being spent in this country by courts, cops and jails trying to fight this lost cause and incarcerate smokers would be saved.

And pot smugglers would be put out of business all together. (Of course they will still have other drugs and God knows what else to smuggle, but it would take a hell of a big bite out of their pie and piss them the fuck off!)

Thirteen states have already decriminalized pot, and I remember reading somewhere that in LA there are more “legal” medical pot shops than there are McDonalds and Starbucks combined!

Hell, I say go for it! Why not? It would be a win, win situation! Of course there would be those that abuse pot, just as there are alcoholics, but the bottom line on that is that the abusers already exist anyway. And it’s obvious that the war against pot is about as much a waste of time and money as the birther's war against Obama.

(Now consider this…. Orly Taitz stoned and trying to talk! ROFLMAO!)

Okay, time for a little pot humor.

The Koala and the Little Lizard

A koala is sitting up in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says; “Hay Koala! What are you doing?”

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

The Koala looks down at him and says…

Fuuuuuuuuuuccccck Dude! How much water did you drink?

(I seem to remember a few people like that from the 70’s!)

Monday, May 3, 2010

An FYI to all from Ms Daisy

I’ve recently been made aware of a website called, “”

(Link: )

I suggest to each of you that you visit this website, look yourself up and check if your personal as well as your financial information is being publicly displayed. Though they do not always display accurate information, but much of it is. They list incomes, credit scores, maps to your home address as well as your home phone number and much more.

There is an option at the bottom of the home page “privacy” which you can click to have your information removed. Though Snoops states they have been unsuccessful at blocking listings on that website, and suggest that their goal may be to collect email addresses. (An email address is required to request the block)

If you want to attempt to block your information it may be wise to set up a hotmail email address, or some alternate email address to do it with. But it may be worth a shot at getting your personal information removed.

Here’s the link to Snoops about Spokeo

Good Luck..